I’m trying to get GoerliETH. What am I missing here?

I’ve just spent the last 45 minutes trying to get GoerliETH so I can test my contract.
I went to at least 6 different faucet sites, half don’t work, and the ones that do appear to work … I didn’t receive any GoerliETH.

I’ve been in crypto for years, so I know how to use MetaMask.

Here’s the scan:


what am I not getting here ? :man_shrugging:
Why is this so hard to get Goerli ETH?